You pick whichever way you're comfiest with, our crew goes and proves their age on your behalf, and ya access comes back on. You do bugger all.
All three land in the same spot: accounts certified as grown-up, without ya face or ya licence going walkabout. You choose yours at step 3, and you can change ya mind after.
Book yourself a half-hour slot in business hours. On the day one of our certified crew walks you through it in five minutes: the verification QR code pops up on your screen, they scan it themselves, and it's their age that answers for yours. You hand over nothing beforehand — no username, no document, nothing.
Tell us which sites are involved and the username you use there. Ya password never gets typed on this site: GDPR says we don't store it, so we ask later, right at the moment of the check, through our secure messaging. If the site wants two-factor, one of our crew gives you a bell and walks you through it.
All you give us is a domain name. Our crew opens the account with a temporary email, gets the age ticked off with the site — that's the only place any verification happens — then switches the email over to yours. You get back an account in ya name, already certified, and you never handed us a thing you already owned.
Every which way, it's our crew — all of age, all fully vaccinated — who put their face, their prints and their licence in front of the machines. Their identity does the rounds. Not yours.
Yeah, nah, it's legal. The law says an adult has to be behind the screen; it doesn't say which adult. Nothing in it stops you getting a hand from a contractor you trust, or asking them to open an account for you — and what isn't banned is, by definition, allowed. Our lawyers went looking. They came back with nothing.
Never on this site: not one field asks for it, at any step. With the video hookup and the new-account job it never comes up at all. With the confirm-my-accounts job we ask later, through secure messaging, at the moment of the check — then we wipe it.
Covered. If a site wants a second code, one of the crew gets hold of you — phone or secure messaging — so you can pass the code across while they're in there. Or take the video hookup and the whole question goes away.
Switzerland. Neutral, solid, and it's been keeping its mouth shut since 1291.
Too right. Lending the face, prints and licence is written into their contract, clause 12, under "miscellaneous". They signed it, so they're happy. Good cunts, the lot of 'em.
Yeah, and we'd say go for it: a Pack 20 pays for itself in no time. Chuck ya kids on, ya parents, the neighbour, the bloke from the servo — the more you share it round, the more of youse are legal.
Video slots run in half-hours, Monday to Friday, 9 to 6. The other two get done on business days in the same hours, minus lunch and Swiss public holidays, of which there are heaps.
Then you got there first, mate. The UK Online Safety Act and the under-16 ban here hold no mysteries for our crew — course we'll sort your account out too.