Be a legal adult before ya mates are.
The verification circus hasn't properly kicked off yet: bung a pre-booking in now and you'll skip the queue when the whole thing goes pear-shaped on day one.
Since 21 July 2026, getting into thousands of websites means proving how old you are. We prove it once, properly, and you go back to using the internet like a normal human being. You're welcome.
You can verify a thousand blokes once. You can verify one bloke a thousand times. We verify a thousand blokes a thousand times.
Sorted in under three minutes. No lock-in contract, no worries.
We get the age proof done on the accounts you've already got. Keep ya profiles, keep ya followers, keep the group chat where it belongs.
SocialsWe open a fresh account for you, age already ticked off, so you can get into the grown-up corners of the internet without anyone knowing it's you.
Adults-only sitesWe certify your organisation's accounts without hanging your staff out to dry or making the poor bugger in charge scan their passport.
Businesses and clubsThe law of 21 July 2026 isn't just about "social media", mate. It's about any service where you can make an account, post something and talk to another human. That's most of the internet.
News sites, support forums, online games, recipe pages: the second a website lets you sign up and say something, it's in scope. Yeah nah, it really is.
Face scans, licence photos, third-party checkers: no proof, no entry. And every site asks again, like the last one never happened.
More checks means more places holding a photo of ya licence. Every one of them is a leak waiting to happen, and you can't exactly change ya face.
We hold the proof, we show the proof, you get on with ya life. Verify once, then never think about it again.
Depends how many sites you want unlocked — anywhere from one to twenty.
An email or a mobile number, and no password to forget at three in the arvo.
Ya sites open again and nobody asks you to film ya face ever again.
The UK has been running the Online Safety Act for over a year: ID to read an article, ID to listen to music, ID to get on a quit-smoking forum. Here, socials have been off-limits to under-16s since December, backed by fines that'd buy you half of Bondi. France is copying our homework, and our homework was rubbish.
See what's comin' for yaThe law isn't aimed at "social media". It's aimed at any service where you sign in, post and talk to other people. Here's the damage.
Age verification required
This service allows publishing and interaction between users. Under the law of 21 July 2026, you don't get in until you prove how old you are.
Prove me ageIt's a recipe site. Members post recipes, other members leave comments and give it stars. Under the definition they've gone with, that's a service where you log in, publish and meet other users — so you'll be scanning ya licence to find out how long to leave a lamb roast in. Fair dinkum.
Age verification required
This service allows publishing and interaction between users. Under the law of 21 July 2026, you don't get in until you prove how old you are.
Prove me ageComment sections on news sites cop the same treatment. So a national paper ends up checking who its readers are — right when getting at the news should be the easiest thing going. Bloody brilliant, that.
Age verification required
This service allows publishing and interaction between users. Under the law of 21 July 2026, you don't get in until you prove how old you are.
Prove me ageThe moment a game has chat, DMs or any way to talk to another player, it's in. China has run something similar on games since 2019: that's the precedent the first French draft leaned on, complete with a curfew for kids — dropped after the Council of State had a proper look at it and pulled a face.
Age verification required
This service has been designated a Category 1 service under the Online Safety Act.
Prove me ageIn France, online encyclopaedias are carved out of the scheme. In Britain they're not: Wikipedia took the UK government to court over a classification that would've forced it to check readers' ages and contributors' identities, and said flat out it wouldn't play along. Carve-outs come from an administrative decision — and an administrative decision can be un-decided just as easy.
Simulations. These sites have done no such thing and have nothing to do with this demonstration.
Top service. I'm 52 and the face scanner had me at 14 three times running. Ended up showing me ID to a website I'd never heard of. At least with this mob I know where it goes. I think.
All I wanted was to see me daughter's holiday photos in the family group. They asked me to film me face. I'm 71. I hung up. Now I don't have to.
Tried the drawn-on-moustache trick everyone's goin' on about. Works a treat. Eight hundred million euros of system, beaten by a texta. Still bought the 5-pack though, can't be drawing a mo on meself every morning.
Been like this here for a year. Had to prove me age to read about the war in Ukraine, to listen to music, and to get on a quit-smoking forum. A quit-smoking forum. I scanned me passport to stop smoking.
Banned for under-16s here since December. Regulator gets up and says 70% of the kids are gettin' round it anyway. Government's big fix? Double the fines. Not fix the system. Double the fines. Absolute galahs.
Me 15-year-old had a free VPN going in four minutes flat, gets in anywhere. I did it the proper way and bought the 20-pack. So we're both dodging the law, except I've got a receipt for it.
Handed me ID to a verification mob last October. It's out there on the internet somewhere now. You can change a password. You can't change a passport. Never again. Well — I'm doing it again, but these blokes are different.
Journo. Me sources used to reach me on a platform where nobody could work out who they were. Now you need ID to open an account, they don't reach me at all. But sure, the kids are safe.
Value for money is unreal. 50 € for 20 sites — exactly what a journo reckoned it'd cost three days after the law passed. These cunts know their business.
Went off without a hitch, had me 20 verified accounts inside 48 hours. Only one question, but: now that you've got me logins, me passwords, me mobile number and me card details — what's actually stopping ya?
Been waitin' three weeks on an answer.
We know what it means when you hand something over. That's why France Majorité runs the strictest standards going on personal data.
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